Jacques Joseph Léopold Loustau (French, 1815-1894)
Secrets on the shore, 1892
i am so so kissable and yet here i am. unkissed.
If we’ve got any surprises for each other, I don’t think we’re in much shape to do anything about it.
I didn’t become a vampire to end up a pen-pushing bureaucrat.
Dumb & Dumber (1994)